“Oh you cannot be serious…” I hear someone say. “After more than a year in which presumably you alternated between painting up Warhammer minis, beating your personal bests in Deep Rock Galactic and staring into the long winter nights wondering if she’s single again, THIS is what you decide to make a comeback with? A […]
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